So, the government won’t do it, at the local, regional, site or federal level. Let’s have the churches do it. Follow the example of https://boingboing.net/2020/01/22/a-pittsburgh-church-held-a-gun.html and pay money for guns. Fund it from the congregation. Hold it as a multi-day carnival. Point and shame the churches that won’t participate. Big finish, where guns are destroyed in a big metal press or something, to the cheers of the crowd. Freedom of religion, baby!

Donald Trump has been calling the press for decades using pseudonyms, passing on rumors that cast a favorable light on Donald Trump. Using this technique, he has inflated estimates of his net worth and his desirability amongst rich and powerful women.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudonyms_of_Donald_Trump

There’s an article in Fortune magazine from 2016 that describes his practice. Apparently still doing it as President.

https://fortune.com/2016/05/18/donald-trump-fake-names/