{"id":506,"date":"2018-04-27T19:35:48","date_gmt":"2018-04-27T19:35:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ifmbanm.com\/blog\/?p=506"},"modified":"2018-04-27T19:35:48","modified_gmt":"2018-04-27T19:35:48","slug":"thump-on-the-roof","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ifmbanm.com\/blog\/?p=506","title":{"rendered":"Thump on the roof"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I&#8217;m sitting at my computer diligently earning money on a Friday when the sun is out, and there&#8217;s a heavy &#8220;thump&#8221; on the roof.\u00a0 Shelley looks at me with alarm, and goes outside to see what&#8217;s up.\u00a0 Nothing obvious; we go back to what we were doing. Then Shelley fires up the mower and goes to mow the lawn.\u00a0 Disturbs a few frogs, finds a birds nest, clears twigs and &#8230; she finds a dead fish.\u00a0 On the lawn.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ifmbanm.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=529\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-529\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/ifmbanm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_20180427_111205-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_20180427_111205\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-529\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ifmbanm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_20180427_111205-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ifmbanm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_20180427_111205-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/ifmbanm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/IMG_20180427_111205-624x468.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Theory is: one of our resident raptors was fishing the lake, and dropped it from a great height onto our roof, where it bounced off into the grass.<\/p>\n<div id=\"selenium-highlight\"><\/div>\n<div id=\"selenium-highlight\"><\/div>\n<div id=\"selenium-highlight\"><\/div>\n<div id=\"selenium-highlight\"><\/div>\n<div id=\"selenium-highlight\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I&#8217;m sitting at my computer diligently earning money on a Friday when the sun is out, and there&#8217;s a heavy &#8220;thump&#8221; on the roof.\u00a0 Shelley looks at me with alarm, and goes outside to see what&#8217;s up.\u00a0 Nothing obvious; we go back to what we were doing. Then Shelley fires up the mower and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"spay_email":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ifmbanm.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ifmbanm.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ifmbanm.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ifmbanm.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ifmbanm.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=506"}],"version-history":[{"count":25,"href":"https:\/\/ifmbanm.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":532,"href":"https:\/\/ifmbanm.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506\/revisions\/532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ifmbanm.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ifmbanm.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ifmbanm.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}