The TSA took my mother’s homemade fruit jelly from me this morning. I’d quizzed her on the difference between jams and jellies the night before, but I think the distinction would have been lost on the TSA official.<\/p>\n
The chap in front of me had a mango confiscated. I suppose it could have been one of the exploding varieties.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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